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Twelve days of Microsoft

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 2 GPFs, and Windows 95
for my PC

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 3 ports not responding,
2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 4 sectors bad, 3 ports
not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 5 eighty six, 4 sectors
bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 6 ints conflictin', 5
eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for my

PC

On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 7 files missin', 6 ints
conflictin', 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and

Windows 95 for my PC

On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 8 Megs overflowin', 7
files missin', 6 ints conflictin', 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not

responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 9 apps a crashin', 8
Megs overflowin', 7 files missin', 6 ints conflictin', 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad,

3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 10 modes not
supported, 9 apps a crashin', 8 Megs overflowin', 7 files missin', 6 ints

conflictin', 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and

Windows 95 for my PC

On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 11 instructions
faulty, 10 modes not supported, 9 apps a crashin', 8 Megs overflowin', 7 files

missin', 6 ints conflictin', 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding,

2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 12 sound cards silent,
11 instructions faulty, 10 modes not supported, 9 apps a crashin', 8 Megs

overflowin', 7 files missin', 6 ints conflictin', 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad,

3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for my PC!

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