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Tall Tales
All I want for Christmas
Angel on the tree ?
Barbie's letter to Santa
Christmas Carols
Christmas Fairies
Christmas String
Does Santa exist ?
Ken's letter to Santa
Microsoft buys Christmas
Rudolph Song
Santa system admins
What to give an optimist
Ten Signs That
Santa has marital worries
Santa hates your kid
Store Santa Peeves
Your not getting a bonus
Your sick of the holidays
You've got a bad tree
You've hired a bad Santa


Ten Signs You've Hired a Bad Santa

  • He recently starred in film called The Full Santy.
  • Asks all the mothers, "How 'bout a little lap action for mommy?"
  • Was recently suspended from NBA for choking his coach.
  • Beard catches on fire whenever he lights his crack pipe.
  • Every few minutes, his beard rustles, and you hear a muffled meow.
  • When kid asks for a bike, he says, "Good luck -- your parents look like cheap-ass bastards."
  • He's doubled over, gasping for breath, after the second "Ho."
  • Amuses kids by demonstrating the "sleeper hold" on an elf.
  • His "beard" consists of a dozen styrofoam peanuts glued to his face.
  • Always starts off by asking, "You ain't Jewish, are ya?"

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