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Lots of quick jokes and fun for that fast dose of festive humour Longer christmas jokes and humour Christmas Carols, Rhymes & Songs

Tall Tales
All I want for Christmas
Angel on the tree ?
Barbie's letter to Santa
Christmas Carols
Christmas Fairies
Christmas String
Does Santa exist ?
Ken's letter to Santa
Microsoft buys Christmas
Rudolph Song
Santa system admins
What to give an optimist
Ten Signs That
Santa has marital worries
Santa hates your kid
Store Santa Peeves
Your not getting a bonus
Your sick of the holidays
You've got a bad tree
You've hired a bad Santa


Ten signs you've got a bad christmas tree

  • Two feet tall, forty feet wide
  • Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?"
  • It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers
  • While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride.
  • Each branch has "Duraflame" printed on it.
  • Keeps heckling your lame top ten list
  • It's very small and says "air freshener" on it.
  • Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours.
  • Some guy named Mujibur puts a crappy Statue of Liberty on top of it
  • Constantly bragging about its "trunk size"

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