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Tall Tales
All I want for Christmas
Angel on the tree ?
Barbie's letter to Santa
Christmas Carols
Christmas Fairies
Christmas String
Does Santa exist ?
Ken's letter to Santa
Microsoft buys Christmas
Rudolph Song
Santa system admins
What to give an optimist
Ten Signs That
Santa has marital worries
Santa hates your kid
Store Santa Peeves
Your not getting a bonus
Your sick of the holidays
You've got a bad tree
You've hired a bad Santa


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Ten signs you're not getting a christmas bonus

  • Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemployment future"
  • The last time you saw your boss was when he testified against you at the embezzlement trial
  • On your door, you find a lovely wreath of pink slips
  • What you call "my new office," everybody else calls "the supply closet"
  • Boss's Christmas card says, "Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out"
  • You keep getting memos reminding you that employees are required to wear pants
  • When your boss came over for Thanksgiving, he was crushed under avalanche of stolen office supplies
  • Whenever you ask for a raise, a guy shows up at your house and breaks your jaw
  • In your most recent performance evaluation, the word "crap" appeared 78 times
  • You're the starting quarterback for the New York Jets
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