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Lots of quick jokes and fun for that fast dose of festive humour Longer christmas jokes and humour Christmas Carols, Rhymes & Songs

Tall Tales
All I want for Christmas
Angel on the tree ?
Barbie's letter to Santa
Christmas Carols
Christmas Fairies
Christmas String
Does Santa exist ?
Ken's letter to Santa
Microsoft buys Christmas
Rudolph Song
Santa system admins
What to give an optimist
Ten Signs That
Santa has marital worries
Santa hates your kid
Store Santa Peeves
Your not getting a bonus
Your sick of the holidays
You've got a bad tree
You've hired a bad Santa


Ten Department Store Santa Peeves

  • Kids who refuse to believe that's fruitcake on your breath, not gin
  • When the last guy to use the beard leaves bits of his lunch in it
  • Even with the costume, people recognizing you from "Crime Watch"
  • Parents who get all uptight when you offer their kids a swig from your hip flask
  • That billionaire elf from Texas who won't shut up about running for president
  • Enduring the taunts of your old buddies from Drama School
  • Those dorks in the Power Rangers costumes get all the babes
  • Kids who don't understand that Santa's been a little jittery since he got back from 'Nam
  • Constantly being asked, "Is Rudolph gay?"
  • Two words: lap rash

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