signs your sick of the holidays
- You've got
red and green bags under your eyes
- You're serving
reindeer pot pie
- When you hear,
"Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?," you scream, "No! I'm not listening!"
- You climb on
your roof and start shooting carolers with your air gun
- You think you
hear your Christmas tree taunting you.
- Instead of spending
time with family, you're watching some guy make photo copies
- You're busted
for running through town wearing nothing but mistletoe.
- You've got eggnog
coming out of your ears
- Your standard
response, "And happy holidays to you too, you bastard"
- Two words: tinsel