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Lots of quick jokes and fun for that fast dose of festive humour Longer christmas jokes and humour Christmas Carols, Rhymes & Songs

Tall Tales
All I want for Christmas
Angel on the tree ?
Barbie's letter to Santa
Christmas Carols
Christmas Fairies
Christmas String
Does Santa exist ?
Ken's letter to Santa
Microsoft buys Christmas
Rudolph Song
Santa system admins
What to give an optimist
Ten Signs That
Santa has marital worries
Santa hates your kid
Store Santa Peeves
Your not getting a bonus
Your sick of the holidays
You've got a bad tree
You've hired a bad Santa


Ten signs your sick of the holidays

  • You've got red and green bags under your eyes
  • You're serving reindeer pot pie
  • When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?," you scream, "No! I'm not listening!"
  • You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers with your air gun
  • You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you.
  • Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy make photo copies
  • You're busted for running through town wearing nothing but mistletoe.
  • You've got eggnog coming out of your ears
  • Your standard response, "And happy holidays to you too, you bastard"
  • Two words: tinsel rash

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