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Tall Tales
All I want for Christmas
Angel on the tree ?
Barbie's letter to Santa
Christmas Carols
Christmas Fairies
Christmas String
Does Santa exist ?
Ken's letter to Santa
Microsoft buys Christmas
Rudolph Song
Santa system admins
What to give an optimist
Ten Signs That
Santa has marital worries
Santa hates your kid
Store Santa Peeves
Your not getting a bonus
Your sick of the holidays
You've got a bad tree
You've hired a bad Santa


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The similarities between Santa and System Admins

1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.

2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal.

3. Santa seldom answers your mail.

4. When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he's got, he says, "Elves make it for me."

5. Santa doesn't care about your deadlines.

6. Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to Santa, but did all the work themselves.

7. Nobody knows who Santa has to answer to for his actions.

8. Santa laughs entirely too much.

9. Santa thinks nothing of breaking into your $HOME.

10. Only a lunatic says bad things about Santa in his presence.

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