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Christmas Greetings
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Gnome Jokes
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Father Christmas
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Snow Joke
The night before Christmas


Christmas Animal Jokes
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What do elephants sing at Christmas?
No-elephants No elephants...!

What do angry mice send each other?
Cross-mouse cards!
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells!
What is white, lives at the north pole and runs around naked?
A polar bare!
What kind of pine has the sharpest needles?
A porcupine!
Why don't penguins fly?
Because they're too short to be pilots!
"Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals?" 
"No, I wouldn't know how to feed them."
What is green, covered with tinsel and goes "ribbet ribbet"?
A mistle-"toad"!
What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
What is the best key to get at Christmas?
A turkey!


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