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I'm letting my pet pig sleep on my bed!
What about the smell?
He'll just have to get used to it!
Waiter! Water! My Christmas pudding is off!
Waiter: Off? Where to?
What did the police do when the hares escaped from the zoo?
They combed the area!
What do you do if your dog has ticks?
Don't wind him up!
What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof?
Tired arms!
What do you get if you cross a cowboy with an octopus?
Billy the squid!
What do you get if you cross a gnome with a vampire?
A monster that sucks the blood out of your kneecaps!
What do you get if you cross a hen with a bedside clock?
An alarm cluck!
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an octopus, a sheep and a zebra?
A striped, woolly jumper with eight sleeves!
What do you get if you cross a whale with a bird that quacks?
Moby Duck!


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