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Christmas Animal Jokes
Christmas Books
Christmas Dinner
Christmas Doctor
Christmas Greetings
Cracker Jokes
Elf Jokes
Gnome Jokes
Knock Knock Jokes
Father Christmas
General Christmas Jokes
Pantomime Jokes
Party Jokes
Presents Jokes
Reindeer Jokes
Scrooge Jokes
Song Jokes
Snow Joke
The night before Christmas


Christmas Cracker Jokes
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What drink do frogs like best?
What flower can you eat?
A cauli-flower!
What song did Cinderella sing as she waited four months for her photos to come back from the chemist?
'Some day my prints will come!'
What time is it when you see an elephant sitting on your television?
Time to get a new television!
What would you do if a rhino charged you?
Pay him!
What's the best way to catch a rabbit?
Hide behind a bush and make a sound like a carrot!
Where are the Andes?
On the end of the armies!
Which animal should you not play cards with?
A cheetah!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
Who wrote the book, The Awful Comedown?
Lucy Lastick!


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