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What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A jelly baby.
What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers
What's ET short for?
Because he's only got little legs.
Why are chocolate buttons rude?
Because they are Smarties in the nude.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper.
What do you get after it has been taken?
Your photograph
Which dog is the most expensive of all?
A dear hound!
What do you get if you cross a river with a bike?
Wet feet.
Who can shave three times a day and still have a beard?
A barber!


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