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Christmas Animal Jokes
Christmas Books
Christmas Dinner
Christmas Doctor
Christmas Greetings
Cracker Jokes
Elf Jokes
Gnome Jokes
Knock Knock Jokes
Father Christmas
General Christmas Jokes
Pantomime Jokes
Party Jokes
Presents Jokes
Reindeer Jokes
Scrooge Jokes
Song Jokes
Snow Joke
The night before Christmas


Christmas Dinner Jokes
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What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan !
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !
What did the eskimos sing when they got there Christmas dinner ?
"Whalemeat again, don't know where, don't know when " !
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed !
What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
Roast turkey !
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth !
We had grandma for Christmas dinner ?
Really, we had turkey !
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?
You get tinsel-itus !
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
Grave-y !


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