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Lots of quick jokes and fun for that fast dose of festive humour Longer christmas jokes and humour Christmas Carols, Rhymes & Songs

Quick Fixes
Christmas Animal Jokes
Christmas Books
Christmas Dinner
Christmas Doctor
Christmas Greetings
Cracker Jokes
Elf Jokes
Gnome Jokes
Knock Knock Jokes
Father Christmas
General Christmas Jokes
Pantomime Jokes
Party Jokes
Presents Jokes
Reindeer Jokes
Scrooge Jokes
Song Jokes
Snow Joke
The night before Christmas


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell!
Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!
Nurse! I want to operate. Take this patient to the theatre.
Ooh! good! I love a nice pantomime at Christmas!
Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange!
Have you tried playing squash?
Father Christmas: Doctor, Doctor I feel so unfit
Doctor: You need to go to an elf farm
Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep.
Try lying on the edge of your'll soon drop off!
Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas
Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.
My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.


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