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Elf Jokes
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What do elves write on Christmas cards?
Have a fairy happy Christmas!
What do they call a wild elf in Wyoming? Gnome on the range!
What do you call a wound that is caused by being stabbed by an Elf?
It's Elf-Inflicted
What do you call an Elf walking backwards?
A Fle
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A real Christmas Card!
What do you call an elf with a skin disease?
A leper-chaun.
What is a female elf called?
A shelf

What is big, green and packs a trunk?
An Elfephant.

What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
Shortbread!
What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle bills!


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