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Christmas Animal Jokes
Christmas Books
Christmas Dinner
Christmas Doctor
Christmas Greetings
Cracker Jokes
Elf Jokes
Gnome Jokes
Knock Knock Jokes
Father Christmas
General Christmas Jokes
Pantomime Jokes
Party Jokes
Presents Jokes
Reindeer Jokes
Scrooge Jokes
Song Jokes
Snow Joke
The night before Christmas


Elf Jokes
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What kind of music do elves like best?
"Wrap" music!

What nerve is used to sense elves?
The Elfactory Nerve.

What's another name for Santa's helpers?
Subordinate clauses!
What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!
Where do elves go to get fit?
An elf farm!
Where do you find elves?
Depends where you left them!
Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin?
Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
Why did Santa tell off one of his elves?
Because he was goblin his Christmas dinner!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had low "elf" esteem!


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