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Lots of quick jokes and fun for that fast dose of festive humour Longer christmas jokes and humour Christmas Carols, Rhymes & Songs

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Christmas Animal Jokes
Christmas Books
Christmas Dinner
Christmas Doctor
Christmas Greetings
Cracker Jokes
Elf Jokes
Gnome Jokes
Knock Knock Jokes
Father Christmas
General Christmas Jokes
Pantomime Jokes
Party Jokes
Presents Jokes
Reindeer Jokes
Scrooge Jokes
Song Jokes
Snow Joke
The night before Christmas


Elf Jokes
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Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log!
Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?
Because he had the drum sticks!
Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because Santa had said, "No L!"
Why do elves scratch themselves?
Because they're the only ones who know where its itchy!
Why does Santa owe everything to the elves?
Because he is an elf-made man!


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