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What do you call Father Christmas after he has come down the chimney?
Cinder Claus!
What do you call people who are scared of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic!
What do you call Santa when he has no money?
Saint "Nickel"-less!
What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?
A rebel without a Claus!
What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning?
Crisp Kringle!
What do you get if you corss Santa with a flying saucer?
A UF ho, ho, ho
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a gardener?
Someone who likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
What does Father Christmas call his money ?
Iced lolly ?
What does Father Christmas do in the summer?
Hoe, hoe, hoe!


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