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What sort of mobile phone has Santa got?
Pay as you ho, ho, ho!
What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates!
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause !
What's red & white and red & white and red & white?
Santa rolling down a hill!
What's red and green and flies?
An airsick Santa Claus!
Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?
At a Ho-ho-tel
Who brings presents to crows at Christmas?
Santa Caws!
Who carries Santa's books?
His books elf!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?
Santa Jaws !
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him!


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