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Father Christmas Jokes
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Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe !
Why does Father Christmas cry a lot?
Because he gets a little santamental!
Why does Santa take presents to children around the world?
Because the presents won't take themselves!
Why does Santa's sleigh get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side!
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
Because they both have "Sandy claws" !


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