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Christmas Greetings
Cracker Jokes
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Gnome Jokes
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Father Christmas
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Party Jokes
Presents Jokes
Reindeer Jokes
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Song Jokes
Snow Joke
The night before Christmas


Christmas Jokes
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A Christmas thought:
STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick !
'It's so cold outside,' the elf said, 'that I just watched a polar bear jump from one iceberg to another and if froze in mid air!'
'That's impossible,' Father Christmas said.
'The law of gravity won't allow that!'
'Oh, I know' Gnora said, 'but the law of gravity's frozen too!'
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter "Y"!
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?
You light me up!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !
What do Eskimos use to hold their homes together?
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !


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