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Christmas Jokes
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What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !
Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?
Jungle bells.
But what about his chimp?
King Kong merrily on high, of course!
Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
"Holly" wood!
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !


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