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Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Our Wayne!
Our Wayne who?
Our Wayne in a manger!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Carol singers!
Carol singers! Do you know what flaming time of night it is?
No, But if you hum it we'll sing it!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit!
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up neatly, it's a present!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Arthur!
Arthur who?
Arthur any mince pies left?!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wendy!
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robbin comes bob bob bobbin along!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Police!
Police who?
Police don't make me eat brussel sprouts this year!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda know what you're getting for Christmas?


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