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Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.
Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets.
Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?
Because the poor didn't have any !
Who in Treasure Island has a parrot that cries "Pieces of four, Pieces of four " ?
Short John Silver !
I wouldn't let that Cinderella play on my hockey team.
Why not?
She keeps running away from the ball!
Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story?
Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!
Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!
Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.
Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!
Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story?
Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees!
Father Christmas: You mean 'The Three Little Figs'.

Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.
Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'!


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