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What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony sleigh station!
What game do reindeer play in their stalls?
Stable-tennis!
What has antlers and loves cheese?
Mickey Moose!
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know.
A reindeer!
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.
What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
They all can! Houses can't jump!
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one!
What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh?
Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They're both brown, except the snowball.
What's the name of the reindeer with three humps on its back?
Humphrey
And that black and blue reindeer?
Bruce.
Where do the reindeer like to stop for lunch?
"Deery" Queen!


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